Show me who your friends are and I'll show you what you are - Bubba Jo
What goes around comes around - Flossy Grubach
Pretty girls are a dime a dozen but only one in a thousand has class -Leona Gentile
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong
Let your conscience by your guide - Bubba Jo
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.-Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.-Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.-Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.-Rhonda Handsome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.-Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.-Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.-Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.-Jennifer Unlimited
What you permit- you promote. - your Mom
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!-Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.-Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.-Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.-Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-Eleanor Roosevelt
Why buy the cow when you can get the mild for free - Leona Gentile
Flowers - Bubba Jo
